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justalilblondemama:

Accidental personal injuries are absolutely the worst. “Oh, how did you do that?” “Well, frankly, I’m an idiot.”

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100% true horoscope facts

ashkinator:

aries: sexually frustrated at everything
taurus: really nice but dead inside
gemini: mostly just hungry
cancer: in the closet but not really
leo: super gay for everyone
virgo: promises not to tell and then tells everyone
libra: lazy assholes like seriously do something with your life
scorpio: i’ve never met one but they’re all jerks
sagittarius: always boning your mom
capricorn: loves everyone but loves themselves more
aquarius: never not killing you
pisces: big booty bitches

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thedandyunderworld:

Probably one of the best costumes from the con that I’ve seen.

posted 12 hours ago with 55,093 notes
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(Source: rubyredwisp)

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gentlemanbones:

samurott:

*blows kiss down to the ground (for the skeletons)*

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ninihohoho:

hasadigabitches:

A moment of silence for all the girls who have their period on their wedding day

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I NEVER THOUHHT OF THAT

(Source: pacific-ryn)

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green-satan:

trying to leave tumblr

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(Source: vilehumanity)

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a-random-mod:

Guardians of the galaxy was so good.

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captain-snark:

katkinkat:

i wish i could say “?????????” in real life it would be very useful

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(Source: baebees)

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